make something of yourself
buy yourself, fresh that morning
wash yourself, peel and chop yourself
recycle what you can, of the parts you tear off yourself,
the rest can go to waste,
or if appropriate, in the compost
blanch yourself, marinade in dressing
seal yourself, leave overnight, or ideally 48 hours
prepare the pastry within which you will wrap yourself
fill yourself and spread evenly
bake yourself
remake yourself
insert a knife and lick the crumbs of yourself
slice yourself
hand out pieces of yourself
share your self around
after checking if others are allergic to yourself
wash up after yourself
clean the dishes of your self
wipe away all remnants that remind you of yourself
crave yourself
check the fridge for your self
unwrap and midnight snack on leftovers of yourself